§         Tony Danza Tapdance Extravagan

Once upon a time in the back woods Louisiana swamps far far away,four compadres decided to drop tent,pick their hats up and head on down the road to....Murfreesboro....Tennessee that is...where they came to find a strip club DJ working hard for the money in Nashville...who after multiple hazings and a 15 page essay on the Dukes of Hazzard was welcomed into their malitia.After putting on the red light and their coonskin thinking caps,the five of them sat down over poptarts and venison,coming to the conclusion that they should form a band named The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza.