So at this point a lot of it is history and consequently irrelevant. Soon this page will have detail and pretty pictures, but for now all you need to know is that there is Tyler Azimuth, who tends to the low notes; Olaf Prout, who "pounds the skins" (which we all hope is not as vulgar as it sounds, but to play it safe we don't ask); and Bucky Zenith and Mark Reynolds, who tend to the high notes on things like guitars and keyboards. Oh, I suppose Mark and Tyler do a bit of singing, too.

There is a sizeable cast of supporting players, most of whom you will neither meet nor talk to given their generally agoraphobic tendencies. And there was our last drummer, "Embryo Jimmy," who lies hidden in a flower bed somewhere as testament to the fact that you shouldn't make us mad.