It started with a chance meeting. Irwin met Ross (both on holiday at the time) at a gay bar in Madrid, Espana known as "El Chute". The two weren't actually gay at the time (or so they'd have you believe), but became fast friends in more ways than one. Irwin had been writing with Lee "Rabicine" Davis since 1996, and Ross, new to the Nashville area, had recently met a singer who we'll call "the turd". Once Irwin and Ross returned from their tour of European clubs, the four got together to make some music. They instantly clicked, and Bloodlogic was born. Bloodlogic rehearsed for a few months, recorded a demo, and played some benefit parties for the mentally challenged. "The turd" left the band shortly after losing his balls in a tractor accident. The remaining members decided not to replace him, and moved forward as a trio.

In the years that followed, the band recorded four more demos and played dozens of shows. During that time, Davis became involved with a group (Troy Burridge, Jimmy "Five Packs of Reds" Hodge and Josh Sharber) known as "Liquid Metal". Davis provided bass on the band's fist demo, but decided not to join as a full time member due to the fact that they sucked. They recruited Irwin to become their singer (he was actually blackmailed), and around the same time were joined by Shaun "Buttrose Buttrose" Landers. Due to a mysterious illness, Shaun left the band after only two shows and was replaced by the dwarf giant, Lee Bateman. Liquid Metal was renamed twice: "Phoenix Effect" and then "Divine Inertia". They recorded some songs (including the notable "Dilated Gaze"....gaze, not gays), played several shows, and consumed large quantities of chemicals before dissolving in 2006.

At that time Bloodlogic opened their doors to the drumming phenom Sharber, who was passing time as a hydration specialist on a monkey farm in Toledo, to allow Irwin to focus on vocals. They soon received word that Landers was healed by a medicine man in Montana, and invited him to join as well (Landers and Sharber also play with Chiaroscuro, see friends list below). Soon after, Davis became disgusted when Irwin and Ross brought animals (not Sharber and Landers, but various sheep and an octopus who now only has five tentacles) into their personal relationship, and decided to leave the band to focus on his solo project, JLD (Journey Leading Down, see friends list below). Bloodlogic was in need of a bassist, and turned to Big Red Bateman for help. The seven-foot-four-inch tall Bateman had grown tired of playing with himself, and was more than happy to join.

Bloodlogic is now: Bateman on Bass, Irwin on vocals, Landers on keys and guitar, Ross on guitar, Sharber on drums and cock. I'm not sure about the lineup, but at least the music is good. The songs above were recored by Davis, Irwin and Ross. Look for newbies soon (some of what you read may not be true, but I heard most of it from you).

Since 2002 Bloodlogic has performed with: age of completion, as it burns, bankside, bleeding through, death by stereo, destroydestroydestroy, divine inertia, eden's alley, himsa, the hot rocks, hurts to laugh, labeling deloris, last man on earth, liquid metal, nat love's joy juice and the happy stranger, ready empire, one shot down, phoenix effect, specter, supre X, unclean, veryle turnstyle, and others whose names have fallen from memory. You'll find several of these bands in our friends section, give them a listen. We've recorded five demos and have plans to make a full length proper, but until then feel free to create your own using this page and the sites listed to the left. Hope you enjoy.